Life is Great if you are Shitlosopher

3 States of Matter

2011-12-12T04:38:00.000-08:00

You may know that water has 3 states. They are solid, liquid and gas. BUT and NOT BUTT ... do you know that shit also has 3 states.

They are Pan Sai (Solid), Pan Pui (Gas) and Pan Leo (Liquid).

Do you know the 3 members under the PAN family?

Do you that faeces also has 3 states?

If your butt give out ...
1) Solid matter - Shitting
2) Liquid matter - diarrhea
3) Gas matter - farting

Moral of the above information
Inside of our body is a small universe. Outside of our body is a big universe. We are just part of the nature. Being unfriendly to the nature, is simply unfriendly to yourself. Love the Nature if you love yourself.

"Everything is Linked."

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Blessing In Disguise

2011-12-05T21:50:00.000-08:00

The appearance of SHIT might be very disgusting but it can grow many 'Wonders'.

Do you know that SHIT is an Excellent fertilizer?
Read further to find out more ...

It is an excellent fertilizer because it contains nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium and other nutrient. It adds organic mattter to the soil which may improve soild structure, aerationm soil moisture holding capacity and water infiltration.

More about animals' SHIT ...

Rabbit's SHITis one of the best since it can be applied fresh and won’t burn plantsplus it is nearly PH neutral so helps with acid soil. Chicken's SHIT is excellent also but beware, it is high in nitrogen and can have themost obnoxious odor imaginable. Cow's SHIT is a good supplement. Human's SHIT from rich people in Japan can be sold at higher price because ... just Click Here for details!

Moral of the above story ...

1) Never judge the book by its cover.
2) Don't be a BIG fool to be fooled by the appearance of anything or anyone.
3) The WISE can see SHIT as GOLD.
4) The SMART can see SHIT as SHIT, and GOLD as GOLD.
5) The STUPID can see GOLD as SHIT.

"When your life is like SHIT, don't feel sad.

have a Right Attitude towards your SHIT life,

it will turn into Gold one day!

Blessing in Disguise!"

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Relax to SHIT your Shit Easily

2011-11-28T20:45:00.000-08:00

Mastering the skill of relaxing, can create wonders in your life. Do the experiment below to see the wonder of relaxing ...

When you feel your shit is still in your butt, try to relax your body, so that you can have all the shit 'hidding' in your butt to come out faster and eaiser.

Why???

If you relax, your butt muscle will not tense up and hold your shit back, but will release them as much and as fast as possible. Only when you relax, then you have the ability to change an unfavourable situation to favourable.

If you force your shit to drop down by tensing your muscle, your shit will drop also but there is still some shit stucking in your butt.

"To relax is to clear majority. To tense up is to clear minority."

What can I learn from the above?
In order to handle all sorts of situation properly, we must keep on practising the skill of relaxing to calm our mind, so that once we 'stepped' into an unfavourable situation, we can use the skill 'automatically'.

To be able to recall what you have remembered, you must know how to relax to calm your mind.

"Fail to relax, Fail to recall. Able to relax, Able to recall."

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Shit of Different Names

2011-11-21T20:39:00.000-08:00

Shit has many names assigned, such as Shit, Waste, Poo and Feace, Night Soil, Dung, Manure, Poop. Name is just Name. However, many people just because of 'Name', get angry easily.

What does it mean?

Example ...

Mr Tan scolded Mr Lin and said that he is the stupidest guy in the world.

Mr Lin got angry just because of the word 'stupidest' has just 'pasted' on him.

Mr Lin got angrier when Mr Tan kept calling Stupid Lin. 'Stupid' had become Mr Lin's name.

Do you feel the above situation very familiar?

So, what have you learnt from the 'SHIT' above?

No-one is perfect and we can't stop anyone from saying anything bad about us. What we can do is to minimize such situation from arising, and know how to change our mindset. To change our mindset, we need to know that ...

"Word is just Word, Name is just Name. Take it Easy!

If someone can Paste it for you, you can Remove it by youself."

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Be Responsible by Shitting Your Own Shit!

2011-11-14T19:33:00.000-08:00

You can't shit others' shit. You can only shit your own shit.

What can we learn from the above quote?
Be responsible to your own action and behaviour and don't 'push' them to others, especially when we have made mistake(s).

Everybody makes mistakes.
Therefore, we must have ...
1) face them bravely,
2) learn from them,
3) never repeat,
4) change to be better.

Mistakes are the best teacher. Let them motivate and inspire you to Success! The wise learn from other people's mistakes while the smart learn from their mistakes. So who you want to be - The wise or The smart?

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Neither Nice Nor Smelly!

2011-11-07T18:23:00.000-08:00

To a person, shit is smelly and urghhhh .... but to a housefly, shit is nice. It's all depend on individual's perspective to determine if shit is nice or not.

You feel fine in looking and smelling your own shit but you feel terrible in looking and smelling others' shit. Afterall, shit is still shit.

The difference in our mindset differentiates shits - Your shit is URGHHHH, and my shit is GOOOOOOOOD.

The differentiation arises pain in us. Learn to look at the essence of all things to eliminate the pain in us. Basically, the true essence of shit is ... neither nice or smelly.

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What You Shit is What You Eat!!!

2011-10-31T03:12:00.000-07:00

If you have eaten a lot, you will absorb a lot and the "remaining items" will be released! If You have eaten too many fried foods (Cause) will result difficulty in clearing your waste (effect).

If you have eaten lots of vegetables (Cause) will result in clearing your waste (effect) easily.

What is waste? Unwanted things. Therefore, if you keep them for too long, you will be poisoned!

You will be fine till all poison is accumulated to optimum point, then you will be in trouble! Er-Oh!

What else can I learn from the picture? Eat more vegetables to stay healthy. Respect lives, be Herbivores. Animals are like us. They have fear and they know what is pain but they express differently. They are just like us - have family also. How you feel is exactly the same as how they feel, except they react differently! Be kind to your body by being good. Don't turn your body into a cemetry (full of animals' corpses). Be Kind and have mercy on Animals.

If you can't even control yourself not to eat meat, how are you able to control and take charge of your destiny, agree? Every actions have it consequences.

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Human Nutrient Cycle or SHIT Cycle ???

2011-10-24T08:44:00.000-07:00

The Human Nutrient Cycle is an endless natural cycle. In order to keep the cycle intact, food for humans must be grown on the soil that is enriched by the continuous addition of organic materials recycled by humans, such as humanure, food scraps and agricultural residues. By respecting this cycle of nature, humans can maintain the fertility of their agricultural soils indefinitely, instead of depleting them of nutrients, as in common today.

When crops are produced from soil, it is imperative that the organic residues resulting from those crops, including animal excrements, are returned to the soil from which the crops originated. This recycling of all organic residues for agricultural purposes should be axiomatic to sustainable agriculture.

Perhaps because there is currently a profound lack of knowledge and understanding about what is referred to as the “human nutrient cycle” and the need to keep the cycle intact.

The human nutrient cycle goes like this:
a) grow food,
b) eat it,
c) collect and process the organic residues (faeces, urine, food scraps, and agricultural materials),
d) return the processed organic material back to the soil, thereby enriching the soil and enabling more food to be grown. The cycle is repeated, endlessly.

This is a sustainable process that mimics the natural cycles of nature and enhances our ability to survive on this planet. When our food refuse is instead discarded as waste, the natural human nutrient cycle is broken, creating problems such as pollution, loss of soil fertility, and abuse of our water resources.

"Are we eating shit?"
Yes, indirectly.

"There is always some degree of the opposite contained in anything that exists."
Example ...
1) Solid: Food(In) -> Shit(Out)
2) Liquid: Drink(In) -> Urine(Out)
3) Gas: Oxygen(In) -> Carbon Dioxide(Out)

What life philosophy can we learn from the Human Nutrient Cycle?
"What You have received, You must Give!"
"We are Linked!"
"Nothing is belong to us. We just borrow for today and need to return the next day."
"All things belong to the Nature, including our body."
"We don't have anything, but we have nothing."

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Accept and Respect One Another, just like Shit!

2011-10-17T01:26:00.000-07:00

Every shits end up together. They never quarrel. They meet each other. They just simply accept one another. They won't say ... "You are shit X, please get out. I don't want to be with you."

What can we learn from the Shit Quote? We need to learn like 'shit' - how to accept and respect one another since we are living together in our planet - Earth.

CONCLUSION
There are no differences in this world. They are only physically different. Actually, they are all the same.

How are they the same? They are so-called Nature or in fact, let name it as Emptiness or nothingness. They can exist in the form of No Form but they are still a form named No Form.No Form doesn't mean it is Not Real, just like ...

You can't see Radio Frequency in the air but indeed they are in the air. Otherwise how you can listen to radio.

Therefore, never keep pointing on others, without taking a look at yourself. Accept and respect others, just like shit : )

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We are Made of Shit, therefore We are Equal!

2011-10-10T02:55:00.000-07:00

You are made of shit so Am I:)

Why? Do you know that ...
there are shitssssss on our eyes, ears, nose, mouth, butt and etc. Without them, we will be in deep shit, as our body needs to clean its internal to stay healthy.

Although such shit can be of different name, form, colour, shape and state, they are still an unwanted waste (shit).

Lesson to be learnt from the above ...
Human being can also be of different colour, size, race, name, mindset, status and etc. Afterall, human being is still human being. Therefore, no one has the right to depise anyone but need to respect everyone.

Remember ...
We are made of shit. Therefore, we are Equal!

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Whatever You Eat, You need to Shit! Why?

2011-10-03T22:16:00.000-07:00

"Whatever you eat, you need to shit.
Otherwise, you will be poisoned!"

What can you learn from the shit's quote above?
Lesson 1
You can't keep everything (shit) to yourself, you must learn to share (give your shit back to the nature), in order to receive more (to eat more).

Lesson 2
The food (knowledge) we eat (recieve), it must be digested in our stomach (brain). By exercising (applying), the food that we have eaten, can then help us to live a better life.

Lesson 3
Wealth is just like shit. You need to shit out (invest), in order to earn more money (food).

Lesson 4
Everything in life is a Cycle. Food turns into shit and shit turns back to food, just like ice turns to water and water turns to ice.

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2011-09-01T04:32:00.000-07:00

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